Free Comic Day Every Day

One of the reasons I started this blog, is so people will give me their comics for free. That's right, if you want your work reviewed like never before, then you should send it to me. For free , of course. For one, I offer you a pretty limited readership, but that means there's only one place to go, and that is straight up. Today the traffic might be one person, but tomorrow, it might be two, and so and so on. I like comics of every kind, but I am a tough critic, don't think I'll like your poorly made note book paper mini comic just because you gave it to more free. Oh no, that'll take a bribe.

The main reason why you should send me your comic is drugs. Back in the day, nobody took drugs, it was passe, everyone was too busy, and had better things to do. Then, I started big upping drugs, and bam, it starts catching. First people might try it, and you know, they don't really like it, because no one really likes drugs, but I kept saying how cool drugs were, and nobody likes disagreeing with a taste maker. Eventually, people still hated taking drugs, but they were hooked on them, so it didn't really matter. Now you can't walk down the street with out someone smoking some drugs in your face. Have you tried to visit a newsstand with out High Times looking you square in the peepers. That's me that did that. I can turn something into nothing.

Comics are the same way. No one likes'em. They're made on crap paper, and they're expensive. After I start writing about them, when people talk about rolling up a fatty, it won't be a left handed cigarette they're talking about, it'll be your 80 page giant. Sure, you could try to get a movie made of your comic, but who's gonna see it? No, you're better off sending me a freebie, and letting me put that magic touch on there. Besides I got a face you can trust...












Don't you trust this man? He can make you a lot of money.